Halloween...(i know, it's nearly December)

The Associable Press
CINCINNATI, OH:

Fans and curious onlookers alike gathered at the British Petroleum gas station near the Chipotle Mexican-themed restaurant to catch a glimpse of popular Republican Presidential hopeful Senator John McCain and his running mate Governor Sarah Palin.

Governor Palin was nice enough to pose for a quick photo as she gassed up her new Honda CR-V, which she bought out-of-pocket with her new tax credit from the oil companies of Alaska. Her children are probably in the back somewhere...

But perhaps even MORE exciting is that Gov Palin showed up with her running mate, Senator McCain!!! Mr. McCain had a short temper that night, and though all were glad to get to meet him in person (much shorter than he appears on camera...), all were quick to give him space.

The Republican Presidential Hopeful wore a smashing hand-crafted suit. His hair was extra-boisterous to meet the adoring fans. Though he kept his speeches to a minimum, he did make a lot of verbal noises. Some involved blowing bubbles, and others sounded like doo-wop hits that involved the lyrics: "bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran." He snickered shortly thereafter, though the Iranian-American in the room was slightly horrified.

The Republican running mates met with their new poster spokesperson, everyday beer-drinker and not-exactly-legally licensed plumber: Joe the Plumber. Joe wore a gray sweatshirt, a beer belly, and a cap, since it was cold. The Senator gave a rousing speech, the Governor winked, and the Plumber looked cross eyed.

Good job to all! Change is coming!